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Hard Of Hearing
An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old gentleman decided it was ......
Written on 27/10/2008 |
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Horny Older Man
There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex and he would last longer. One day as 5 o'clock rolls around, ......
Written on 29/10/2008 |
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More Luck Than Brains...
was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one ......
Written on 29/10/2008 |
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License
A marriage license should be like a fish license. It should expire every year and if you go out of state you can get a 3 day license. If you think about it girls and fish have a lot in common. They are fun to catch, if you clean and prep ......
Written on 31/10/2008 |
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Three Daughters......
Mrs. Smith has three daughters who are all getting married within the same month. She tells each one of her daughters to write back about their married life. To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to using newspaper advertisements ......
Written on 01/11/2008 |
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Wrong Approach
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Cool Things About Being A Man:
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics ......
Written on 07/11/2008 |
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