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Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. On ......
Written on 08/11/2008 |
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Touche
ouche! Y Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure ......
Written on 09/11/2008 |
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Wedding Night Etiquette
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husbands lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. I demand proper manners in bed, she declared, just as I do at the dinner table! Amused by his wifes formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the ......
Written on 11/11/2008 |
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U Ask Him
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt ......
Written on 12/11/2008 |
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A Lesson To Be Learnt
The Pant Lesson A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, " Here, put these on " She put them on and the waist was twice ......
Written on 13/11/2008 |
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Almost Married
A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time....and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off ......
Written on 17/11/2008 |
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What If... !
---------- A party of American pressmen were granted an interview with Chairman Mao Tse-tung. After having heard the denunciation of the Soviet Union and other imperialist powers, one of the party asked the chairman: "Sir, what, in your opinion, would have happened if instead of John F. Kennedy, Mr Khrushchev had ......
Written on 25/11/2008 |
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