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Speeding Man!
---------- A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer, " the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet, " snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I ......
Written on 02/12/2008 |
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Marriage Life-cycle??!!
---------- People who are resident in India may have heard this but NRI's and foreigners will have to be told that the names being used here are of various cellphone service- providers in relation to the ads or service we see for the said companies: Life before marriage is "AIRTEL" "You ......
Written on 04/12/2008 |
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The Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Jeff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, "Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot." The ......
Written on 07/12/2008 |
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Texan Wife!!
---------- Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties after their wedding. The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that ......
Written on 11/12/2008 |
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A Nun With Crabs??
An 80 yr old nun goes to a doctor because of some uncontrolable v****al itching that she has been having lately. shortly after the exam the doctor announces to the nun that she has a bad case of crabs. The nun is totally shocked and told the doctor that it was ......
Written on 14/12/2008 |
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The Nun
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My dear son, you cannot ......
Written on 16/12/2008 |
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Women's Intentions?
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, ......
Written on 18/12/2008 |
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