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A Womans Idea Of Jokes
A Woman's Idea of Jokes "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends, " I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb... A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I ......
Written on 22/12/2008 |
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Not The Typical Joke...'dear Tide Company...'
Dear Tide Company, I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I ......
Written on 27/12/2008 |
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Marrige Joke
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says: You know I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get into the driveway. I shut of the engine and coast ......
Written on 29/12/2008 |
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Little Jonny Strikes - Again?????
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None", replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." ......
Written on 05/03/2009 |
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Comments By Patients During Colonoscopies
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients predominately male while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 2. ......
Written on 05/03/2009 |
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Take Me Now!
Paddy and Bridget had just got married. It was their wedding night in the bridal suite. Bridget was lying on her back on the bed in an incredible shimmering silky negligee whimpering, "Take me Paddy. Take me now!" Paddy having been a good catholic boy was a virgin and ......
Written on 25/03/2009 |
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A True Player
John and Angie a couple that have been married for a while were entertaining Greg and Sue a newlywed couple in their home one night. All night long you could tell that Greg wanted Angie as he flirted with her. It got so bad that while they were playing cards Greg ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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