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Birds And The Bees
Birds and Bees -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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She Wanted A Virgin
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Sex In Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Everytime they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Math Quiz
Teacher asks Johny a math question. "Johny, If there are five birds on a telephone wire, and you shoot one of them off, how many are left? Johny responds"none!" "None, how do you figure, Johny?" "Well, if you shoot one of them, the noise will scare the others away!!" "That's not ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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50 Year Anniversary
A man and his wife were about to celebrate 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful and wealthy, agreed to a Sunday dinner in honor of their parents. As usual, they were all late and had a varied assortment of excuses. "Happy anniversary Mom and Dad, " gushed son ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Just Couldn't Help It
A young couple was planning to get married. They contacted their priest and went in for a meeting. He agreed to marry them on two conditions. First they were to meet with him once a month for counseling. And, second, no more sex until the wedding night or he would not ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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8 Words With 2 Meanings
1 THINGY thing-gee n. Female.... Any part under a car's hood. Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE vul-ne-ra-bul adj. Female..... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male..... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon n. Female..... The open sharing of ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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