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Partying With The Boys
A married man left work early on a Friday. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the entire weekend and his paycheck partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of epithets from his furious wife. After a couple of hours of ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Who Wears The Pants
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size ......
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This & That
Q. What's the definition of eternity? A. The length of time between when YOU come and SHE leaves. Q. What do a c******s, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A. Men usually miss them. Q. What's the difference between husbands and prisoners? A. Prisoners complain behind bars. Husbands ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Sex In The Dark..
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while ......
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Marriage Part I -5
Marriage - Part I Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner ......
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Common Wedding Questions And Answers
Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? A: NOT if you are the groom. Q: How many showers is the bride supposed to have? A: At least one within a week of the wedding. Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony? A: ......
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Little Johnny And Little Susie
Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love. One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walked up to him and said "Mr. ......
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